FELINEGRID

15.7kg of pure feline power. Quantum purring at 220dB. Advanced snack detection system with 99.9% accuracy. Nap optimization protocols running 18hrs/day.

Powered by a continuous intake of kibble and treats. Energy storage in extensive adipose tissue reserves. Solar-powered naps on windowsills provide supplemental charging.

24/7 perimeter monitoring with advanced motion detection. Sonic deterrent system (hissing) at 120dB. Intruder neutralization via surprise ankle attacks. Night vision capabilities for low-light operations.